Heyy

heyy guys,

Its oceana here!!!

so wat wuz everyone for halloween??
i was a vampire but i didnt dress up for our class party!! im too kewl lolz jk

anywayz,i just wanted to say hi and i just wanted to tell u guys sum gud yo mama jokes and simaliar ones.

1.yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one person at a time.
2.your so ugly that your mum and dad had to tie a pork chop around your neck in order for the dogs to play with you.
3. yo mamas so fat that when she cut herself, gravy came out instead of blood.
4.your so skinny that you can hide behind a toothpick,
5.yo mamas so fat that you have to take 30 trains, and 20 plains just to go by her and say hi.

well thats all i have so far and i hope you use them and plzz tell your family and friends about the blog!!!!

from: Oceana:D peace